What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Where's my baby??

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

what has genitial warts? me

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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