What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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A black guy gets a job...

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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religion

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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John Stamos.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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