- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

There's a god, just kidding.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

eden stop

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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