- Anti Joke

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!