Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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