why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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whats one plus one penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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