What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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