What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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