- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

I'm sn otter

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Your face

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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