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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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