What is long and black? The line at KFC

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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