Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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