Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

why did the black guy die? cancer

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Oh...okay, good.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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