What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Anti Joke

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