Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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