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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Guess what? Bananas

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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69

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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lol

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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u suck

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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