What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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