- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's circular and round A circle

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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