why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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sdfrgtyuki

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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see ya

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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