knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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