- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Women's rights.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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