- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

the WNBA

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What does two plus two equal? 4

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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