I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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