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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

I love pissing people off :P

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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