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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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