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Women's rights.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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