a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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