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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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