Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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hey hey apple

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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* anti-punchline

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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