What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What do you call a black man? A person

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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willie revilame

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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