- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Where's my tractor?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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