Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Women's rights

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

stuarts mum

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Lil Wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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