children burning

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

He--Hey guys

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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