im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

This is funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

thumb_up thumb_down -14

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops