- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Darude- Sandstorm

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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