What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Your all fags

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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