- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

1+2 = 6

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

aodhan hearty

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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