- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Who is it?

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

i am writing this because i felt like it.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

hi will

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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