What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Where's my tractor?

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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