Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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