- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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