What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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