200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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