- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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