- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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