- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Your Mom

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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