Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Your all fags

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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no

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Anti Joke

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