- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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