What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Tough crowd tonight...

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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