- Anti Joke

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

God. God.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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