- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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