- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

whats 69+2? 71

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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