What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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women sports....

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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brittney griner

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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