What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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WNBA

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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