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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

your mom died.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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