How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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