What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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gay people

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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