- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

How many light bulbs? 1

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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