- Anti Joke

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Anyone??????????/

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Your Mom

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.