What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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