Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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black people

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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