If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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