1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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