._____________________. Whale!

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Do u take sugar?

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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