- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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