- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Church.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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