Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Hello.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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