Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Please? No.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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